2.24.12
I suppose he won’t always let me put a napkin on his head as a babushka. I’ll miss the fun we have with that. It’s hard when kids grow up. I can see that so clearly and...
Does any woman ask for a permanent birth control proceedure on a whim?
- Are you sure you don’t want another?
- But you’re so good at it.
- What if you find your soul mate and he...
Hey Epilepsy
Why you pick the 50 hr work week/birthday weekend to fuck with him?
Leave him alone. He’s mine.
Fuck off.
This is the drawer where I keep all the shit my son will throw away immediately after I’m dead.
I dunno, you guys.
I just got pulled on stage to play tambourine with an Irish folk band.
Probably my date night is the awesomest.
Also getting drunk, so that’s good.
THANK YOU FACEBOOK ADS BECAUSE I WAS ALL, WHERE THE HELL AM I GOING TO BE ABLE TO LOOK AT FREE PICTURES OF WOMEN? IT’S NOT LIKE I HAVE SOME KIND OF MAGICAL COMPUTERY THING THAT...
If I didn’t know any better, and nobody is saying I don’t, I’d believe that one very pissed off raccoon drove this into our yard as a kind of animal kingdom version of the horse...
“Oh my god. We’re actually braiding our hair and talking about boys.”
