It’s my fault. I’m the one who’s dating a… I can’t admit it. Okay fine, a Sox fan. There I said it. I’m the one who brought the Boy to New England. I’m the one who exposed him to...
My kids are awesome people.
Me:
Have you ever seen the movie Once?
Todd:
Is it anything like A Bug's Life?
2.24.12
I suppose he won’t always let me put a napkin on his head as a babushka. I’ll miss the fun we have with that. It’s hard when kids grow up. I can see that so clearly and...
Does any woman ask for a permanent birth control proceedure on a whim?
- Are you sure you don’t want another?
- But you’re so good at it.
- What if you find your soul mate and he...
Hey Epilepsy
Why you pick the 50 hr work week/birthday weekend to fuck with him?
Leave him alone. He’s mine.
Fuck off.
This is the drawer where I keep all the shit my son will throw away immediately after I’m dead.
I dunno, you guys.
I just got pulled on stage to play tambourine with an Irish folk band.
Probably my date night is the awesomest.
Also getting drunk, so that’s good.
