Jonathan Coulton - Chiron Beta Prime

This year has been a little crazy for the Andersons.
You may recall we had some trouble last year. 
The robot council had us banished to an asteroid.
That hasn’t undermined our holiday cheer. 
And we know it’s almost Christmas from the marks we make on the wall. 
And that’s our favorite time of year.

Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime, where we’re working in a mine for our robot overlords. 
Did I say overlords? I meant protectors. 
Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime.