• My Entire Team Sucks
• Go Fuck Yourself, Fred Wilpon
• In Memory of That Time David Cone Masturbated in the Bullpen
• Meet the Mets, Beat the Mets
• LOL 2007
• (photo of a troll face)
• At Least We’re Not the Marlins
• Dear Dad: We Don’t Understand Your Love of the Mets, But We Support It. Mostly.
• Let’s Go Yankees
• We Just Come to Citifield for the Shake Shack
• God, I Hate the Phillies

In the end, we just went with a generic “Let’s Go Mets” with his name.

Because we’re assholes, but not total assholes.